Episodes

May 7, 2017
DP E118 - How to Cinco De Mayo Like a Jefe
May 7, 2017
May 7, 2017
1hr 1 min
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Apr 30, 2017
DP E117 - Revealing Secrets of Human History
Apr 30, 2017
Apr 30, 2017
1hr 5 min

Apr 23, 2017
DP E116 - How to Celebrate your Birthday
Apr 23, 2017
Apr 23, 2017
1hr 19 min
How do you celebrate your birthday? What do you talk about when you get together with your three oldest friends? Find out how Paul and Steve do it in style in this year's annual Birthday Bash. Meet Uncle Karl, Dee, Mrs. Dee, and Steve's Lovely Bride. And as you might have guessed, we discuss all the important issues of the day - How Many Jedi are Still Alive? How is Trump Asserting his Manliness (hint: giant bombs)? Tell All Books by Ex-Girlfriends? This one has it all.

Apr 16, 2017
Apr 16, 2017
1hr 7 min
It's an episode of versus this week! Coke vs. Pepsi, art vs. product, and tea vs. Yoohoo just for starters. Also this week, United Airlines will jerk you off, and Sean Spicer, stupid or evil? Plus, WWWSS? (What would Wanda Sykes say?) This week, Paul geeks out over X-Men Gold, and Steve proposes his own comic book idea. It's a topical week, and Steve and Paul do their best to try and make sense out of it all.

Apr 9, 2017
DP E114 - How to Win the Lottery
Apr 9, 2017
Apr 9, 2017
56 min

Apr 2, 2017
DP E113 - Worst Jobs
Apr 2, 2017
Apr 2, 2017
1hr 1 min
This week, your humble hosts talk about the worst jobs they've ever had, what's the deal with having to wake up so damn early for work, and Steve makes Paul relive his nightmare in 'Nam. Plus, DP regular, Superfan James makes headlines! In other irresponsible headline interpretations, there's a battle brewing over cold beer sales in Indiana, and Paul geeks out over the upcoming CW Black Lighting pilot. All this, plus the Facebook question of the week, augmented reality, how government really operates, and hot soup.

Mar 26, 2017
DP E112 - What's your favorite Game Show?
Mar 26, 2017
Mar 26, 2017
1hr 8 min

Mar 19, 2017
Mar 19, 2017
1hr 5 min
You never forget your first. First kiss, first girlfriend, first car, but in this episode, your humble hosts talk about their first concerts. It's also their Facebook question of the week! Also in this episode, Steve's in-laws are concerned about his drug habit, while Paul can't seem to buy small baggies. The Don't Panic boys discuss herbs, and come to find out they've both pretended to be deaf in the past with hilarious results. Plus headlines! Who's your BBC daddy? Would a self-driving car kill Hitler or Churchill? What's the deal with Emma Watson? Dr. Manhattan, savior of the world, or old, dirty, blue bastard? All this and Eddy Money at a strip club!

Mar 12, 2017
DP E110 - The American Re-Factory Period
Mar 12, 2017
Mar 12, 2017
54 min
Favorite childhood toys. We all had them. On this week's episode, Steve and Paul ask their Facebook friends what were their favorite toys from childhood? Also in this episode, Paul finally tells Steve about the girl-on-girl pillow fight he missed, and reveals his brief, happy childhood. Your humble hosts discuss childhood boredom, Legos, trying to fit tents back in the box, running (Why would anybody do it?), and today's headlines. Are nude pics a big deal? What do Hitler and George W. Bush have in common? How do you write a best seller? Is America experiencing a Refractory Period? The answers may surprise you!

Mar 5, 2017

