This week, while you were being distracted by Korean War Two: Electric Boogaloo, your friends at the Don't Panic Radio show tackled the heavy issues: Home schooling, it's not just for Flat Earth Preppers anymore. Or is it? Is Star Wars racist? Paul reviews Atomic Blonde, and it's a thermonuclear dud! Steve reviews Boss Baby, and how it's okay for a butch lesbian to cry. Plus, Irresponsible Headline Interpretations! And how did The Man get hold of the Internet?
What to do when you're stuck on a plane. Especially if it smells like feet, Doritos, and ass. Call 911 and tell them about the evils of high fructose corn syrup, the corporate takeover of America, and the secret of the Revolution (hint: take a page out of the anti-tobacco freedom fighters). Believe it or not, Paul and Steve cover these themes and Paul manages to go on an epic anti-processed food rant. Then they fill the second half with headlines - human embryo editing, why Stephen King is way over-rated, and why Charlize Theron is a better African American actress than Halle Berry. Steve includes the bonus headline that expresses shock that a 45 year-old woman has a hot body.
Je suis Basil. Few things are more dear to humans than their pets. When Basil, Steve's miniature pinscher ate a crazy expanding mermaid, his family had only minutes to decide whether to wait for the 8" high dog to become an 18" long merdog or pay a butt-ton of money to have the offending sea creature removed. Get the full story this week. Plus a preview of a new professional podcast from Don't Panic Studios, including the search for the perfect theme song. Listen Like Share Repeat.
The Don't Panic Radio Show doesn't care about your feelings, and artists don't care about your facts. In this episode, Steve and Paul recount the day Steve accepted ZZ Top into his life. After that, this episode goes straight into the toilet. Literally. Also in this week's episode, The Rapture, narcoleptic fork truck drivers, cigarettes, Kent State and the 80s, what aren't they teaching kids in school these days? All this and the Facebook Question of the Week!
Support the troops.
The most hilarious take on fathering daughters you may ever hear. Also in this episode, Steve returns from his hiatus! Hiatus?! He barely knew us! Also in this week's show, Steve and Paul pay tribute and bid ado to their spiritual step-brother podcast, the Do It Indy Radio Hour as only they can. Also in this week's show, your hosts continue discussing dad stuff from where Paul and SFJ left off last week. All this, plus Irresponsible Headline Interpretations, the 130,000 year old Mastodon , and an all new caller! It's a regular zoo this time around.
This week, while Steve is on vacation, Paul and Superfan James talk dad stuff, dad noises The Arrival, and other bad movies they love. The Facebook Question of the Week, not coincidentally: Favorite "bad" movie? What follows is listeners chiming in with everything from Hudson Hawk to Xanadu. Also in this episode Paul tries to explain Don't Panic to new listeners, and he and SFJ give Steve the credit he deserves for doing what he does week after week. All this, and more, in this week's episode.
It was just a matter of time. This week, Steve and Paul discuss everything from Ju Ju Beans and Fidget Spinners, to NPR and Watchmen. Along the way, your fearless hosts discuss words you can no longer say if you're any kind of decent human being, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mein Kampf, Steve's apparent inability to differentiate Gerard Butler from almost any other actor, and exploding cream dispensers. Yep, it's one of those kind of shows.
Time codes:
01:00--Ju Ju Beans and other words you can and cannot say anymore.
10:00--The Do It NR Radio Hour!
13:00--The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Don't Panic Radio Show.
15:00--The NPR morning show with David Sedaris & The Turd!
17:00--Steve Watches the Watchmen.
26:00--Poe & the Mysteriads!
27:00--Musical interlude.
33:00--The 130,000 Year Old Mastodon calls NPR.
39:00--Irresponsible Headline Interpretations!
48:00--Facebook Question of the Week!
No explanation needed. SuperFan James joins Paul and Steve for an episode about Minecraft. And Love. And Loss. And self-love and self-loss. Tune in. Share with your friends.
This one's for the ladies.
This week, Steve and Paul spend the entire episode reviewing the Wonder Woman movie, and discuss the most powerful women in their lives. Your intrepid hosts gave you fair warning, and ample time to see the movie, because spoilers abound in this episode.
No time codes this week, because there was really only one topic: Powerful women.
