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Jan 2020

our elaborate plans DP E200 THE END

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

If I could start again
A million miles away
I will keep myself
I would find a way

Sep 2019


Do you take the quarter? You're returning your cart at Aldi. The timing works out just right and someone is arriving at the cart corral to get a cart. They have their Aldi Quarter in hand for their Aldi Cart. You offer them your Aldi Cart. They offer you their Aldi Quarter. Do you take it?

Solving the above riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the Don't Panic Radio Show.

Aug 2019

Endgame 2.0 DP E199: Steve’s Take

Steve finally went to see Endgame. And this is his take.

Jul 2019

A Better Way to Review Movies DP E198 The Wild Bunch

How much more do we need to say. The Wild Bunch. One of the best movies of the 20th century (a significant portion of your hosts would say THE best movie of the 20th century). We watched it. Then we talked about it. Now you get to hear us talking about it.

Enjoy. 200 approacheth...

Jun 2019

Shazack! DP E197.5 Flashback

For fun and because we love you, here is a flashback episode.

Jun 2019

Not Versus DP E197: Ant-Man and the Wasp

When you see Empire Strikes Back first, your view of the world gets Eff'ed up. So it is with Steve. He saw Ant-Man and the Wasp before having seen Ant-Man. Or whatever the previous one was.

Also, how do you get the whole family gathered to watch a movie? How do you get Steve to pay attention to comics?

Anyway, episode 197 is one episode closer to 200. Don't miss it.

May 2019

Endgame DP E196: Hold onto your butts

HBO released a trailer for some show called Watchmen. Steve and Paul rip the trailer apart. In fact they don't stop there. They shred the entire show, which of course isn't out yet.

Next, Steve reviews Major Payne, the Damen Wayans POS vehicle that kids love for some reason.

Finally, Paul reviews Endgame (starting at 21:04, in case you want to get to the good stuff quickly). Definitely Infinity War spoilers, but as far as Steve could tell, there are no Endgame spoilers.

Have fun with this one. DP E200 will be here before you know it...

May 2019

Hey Marty is this Bigfoot Day? DP E195

Spoiler alert! The Man who Killed Hitler and then The Bigfoot may not be the best movie about killing Hitler and The Bigfoot, but it is review-worthy. Listen to Paul's crafty review. But first, hear how the guys did at Easter. Steve's family nearly created an international incident while Paul's family forgot one common ingredient of any Schultz Family gathering. But, Paul and his sister, Casual Fan SuAnne, managed to save the day with mimosas.

Finally, there is a big announcement at the end, in which the guys warn the listeners of an upcoming big announcement about DP E200. Confused? So are we.


Apr 2019

Teenagers DP E194: Evolution, Movies, and Life Expectancy

Lot of work went into this episode. Not by Steve. All he did was talk. But Paul put a lot of work into editing this one. So, enjoy.

Everyone has evolved except teenagers.

How to waste your money on a good movie.

Why didn't Steve see Captain Marvel?

Mar 2019

Heroic Stories DP E193

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