This week, while you were being distracted by Korean War Two: Electric Boogaloo, your friends at the Don't Panic Radio show tackled the heavy issues: Home schooling, it's not just for Flat Earth Preppers anymore. Or is it? Is Star Wars racist? Paul reviews Atomic Blonde, and it's a thermonuclear dud! Steve reviews Boss Baby, and how it's okay for a butch lesbian to cry. Plus, Irresponsible Headline Interpretations! And how did The Man get hold of the Internet?
What to do when you're stuck on a plane. Especially if it smells like feet, Doritos, and ass. Call 911 and tell them about the evils of high fructose corn syrup, the corporate takeover of America, and the secret of the Revolution (hint: take a page out of the anti-tobacco freedom fighters). Believe it or not, Paul and Steve cover these themes and Paul manages to go on an epic anti-processed food rant. Then they fill the second half with headlines - human embryo editing, why Stephen King is way over-rated, and why Charlize Theron is a better African American actress than Halle Berry. Steve includes the bonus headline that expresses shock that a 45 year-old woman has a hot body.
Je suis Basil. Few things are more dear to humans than their pets. When Basil, Steve's miniature pinscher ate a crazy expanding mermaid, his family had only minutes to decide whether to wait for the 8" high dog to become an 18" long merdog or pay a butt-ton of money to have the offending sea creature removed. Get the full story this week. Plus a preview of a new professional podcast from Don't Panic Studios, including the search for the perfect theme song. Listen Like Share Repeat.
The most hilarious take on fathering daughters you may ever hear. Also in this episode, Steve returns from his hiatus! Hiatus?! He barely knew us! Also in this week's show, Steve and Paul pay tribute and bid ado to their spiritual step-brother podcast, the Do It Indy Radio Hour as only they can. Also in this week's show, your hosts continue discussing dad stuff from where Paul and SFJ left off last week. All this, plus Irresponsible Headline Interpretations, the 130,000 year old Mastodon , and an all new caller! It's a regular zoo this time around.
This week, while Steve is on vacation, Paul and Superfan James talk dad stuff, dad noises The Arrival, and other bad movies they love. The Facebook Question of the Week, not coincidentally: Favorite "bad" movie? What follows is listeners chiming in with everything from Hudson Hawk to Xanadu. Also in this episode Paul tries to explain Don't Panic to new listeners, and he and SFJ give Steve the credit he deserves for doing what he does week after week. All this, and more, in this week's episode.
This one's for the ladies.