Elon Musk has created the real-life version of the Mammoth Car from Speed Racer. Only he's calling it The Beast. Another hurricane, inconveniently scheduled. The Apocalypse is due any day now. But don't panic. Paul and Steve will talk you down from that ledge. Even though Steve in in an altered state of mind and Paul can't stop wondering what prison is like in a failed state. Listen. Subscribe. Share. Repeat...
Does your dad watch Fox News and Gunsmoke? Do you? What if they tore down the Constitution Elm in Corydon, IN, because, you know, history? Not long into this week's episode, your hosts realize it had taken on a life of it's own, from Steve's recap of his road trip with his dad and brother, to Paul's trying to figure out what gender Hurricane Harvey identifies with, nothing was off limits. Also on this episode, Steve and Paul reveal Game of Thrones spoilers you will not hear anyplace else, White people on the bus, and the Wilhelm scream.
What did Genghis Khan and Wilt Chamberlain have in common? Do German Shepherds bark in German? What the hell do they call Siamese twins in Siam, anyway?! Are cartoon animals with pets racist? The answers to these questions and more can be found on this week's episode of the Don't Panic Radio Show! Also this week, your hosts discuss Andy Wright's serial podcast, The Worlds of Mebar. Paul donates plasma, and Steve contemplates donating other bodily fluids. That's right, it's one of those episodes, folks. As usual, thanks for listening, and remember: nothing you heard was true.
This week, while you were being distracted by Korean War Two: Electric Boogaloo, your friends at the Don't Panic Radio show tackled the heavy issues: Home schooling, it's not just for Flat Earth Preppers anymore. Or is it? Is Star Wars racist? Paul reviews Atomic Blonde, and it's a thermonuclear dud! Steve reviews Boss Baby, and how it's okay for a butch lesbian to cry. Plus, Irresponsible Headline Interpretations! And how did The Man get hold of the Internet?
What to do when you're stuck on a plane. Especially if it smells like feet, Doritos, and ass. Call 911 and tell them about the evils of high fructose corn syrup, the corporate takeover of America, and the secret of the Revolution (hint: take a page out of the anti-tobacco freedom fighters). Believe it or not, Paul and Steve cover these themes and Paul manages to go on an epic anti-processed food rant. Then they fill the second half with headlines - human embryo editing, why Stephen King is way over-rated, and why Charlize Theron is a better African American actress than Halle Berry. Steve includes the bonus headline that expresses shock that a 45 year-old woman has a hot body.
Je suis Basil. Few things are more dear to humans than their pets. When Basil, Steve's miniature pinscher ate a crazy expanding mermaid, his family had only minutes to decide whether to wait for the 8" high dog to become an 18" long merdog or pay a butt-ton of money to have the offending sea creature removed. Get the full story this week. Plus a preview of a new professional podcast from Don't Panic Studios, including the search for the perfect theme song. Listen Like Share Repeat.
The most hilarious take on fathering daughters you may ever hear. Also in this episode, Steve returns from his hiatus! Hiatus?! He barely knew us! Also in this week's show, Steve and Paul pay tribute and bid ado to their spiritual step-brother podcast, the Do It Indy Radio Hour as only they can. Also in this week's show, your hosts continue discussing dad stuff from where Paul and SFJ left off last week. All this, plus Irresponsible Headline Interpretations, the 130,000 year old Mastodon , and an all new caller! It's a regular zoo this time around.