Episodes

Sunday Jan 31, 2016
DP S2:E5 - 2nd Annual Super Bowl Special
Sunday Jan 31, 2016
Sunday Jan 31, 2016
This is the 2nd Annual Don't Panic Radio Show Super Bowl Special!! Or, are we required to say The Big Game Special? Either way, the Don't Panic guys are thrilled to bring you this definitive guide to everything except the game itself - food, drink, Peyton Manning's legacy, Tom Brady's temper tantrum, commercials, gambling, and posting Facebook status's that make it clear that you don't like sports. Give it a listen. Maybe it'll cheer you up.

Monday Dec 28, 2015
DP S1:E51 - The First Season Finale
Monday Dec 28, 2015
Monday Dec 28, 2015
Steve and Paul end season 1 the same way they started it. By recording themselves having a funny conversation. This week starts with several Star Wars fake spoilers and some questions about the true nature of C3PO. They marvel at The Donald's disgust with Hilary's natural bodily functions and at Adell's theft of Tom Waits' idea for a depressing song. Season 1 ends as seasons ought - listen until the very end; there's a cliffhanger. Next week, tune in for the Season 2 kickoff party! Live-ish from Paul's apartment in beautiful LaPorte, Indiana.

Sunday Dec 20, 2015
DP S1:E50 - Cash, Ass, or Opium
Sunday Dec 20, 2015
Sunday Dec 20, 2015
Nobody rides for free. And that's a fact. You can't deny it. Trump draws attention like Leonardo draws helicopters. Steve and Paul are taking a page out of his hairness's playbook and talking about terrorists (again) and Trump (again). This is the most extraordinary episode yet. We mean, it is really fantastic. Steve told Paul that they would make this the greatest episode yet and the absolute best episode of any radio show ever. You are going to love it. Do not miss the Donald J. Trump theme song. Thanks for listening. Please tell a friend.

Tuesday Nov 10, 2015
DP S1:E44 - Halloween Hangover
Tuesday Nov 10, 2015
Tuesday Nov 10, 2015
When the news is slow, all you need to feed your addiction is the Don't Panic guys. First, Steve and Paul congratulate themselves on a great Halloween episode. Then, they go on about the RFI station suits. Finally, they do some rap music, and announce some late breaking news about Steve's day job. Also, Paul and Steve are surprised when Jonyth'n from Apple calls in to chat about the new iPhone. Enjoy, muchachos.

Tuesday Nov 10, 2015
DP S1:E43 - Halloween!
Tuesday Nov 10, 2015
Tuesday Nov 10, 2015
The 2015 Don't Panic Halloween Special! For months, they’ve been making you laugh to tears. Prepare now to be cry from fear. Paul and Steve have put together a deliciously frightful show with their own nightmarish stories, some terrifying music, and an exploration of real life horror. Plus Steve does a live, recorded Bloody Mary temptation in his dark bathroom. Listen alone at your own peril.

Sunday Oct 11, 2015
S1:E41 - Putin on the Ritz
Sunday Oct 11, 2015
Sunday Oct 11, 2015
Putin is on Paul and Steve's mind. Vladimir is the alpha-ist of alpha males. Talk about vintage, Mr. Putin is kicking it old school by invading Ukraine and throwing his hat in the Middle East ring. Plenty of fodder for hilarity. Speaking of hilarity, the Chicago Cubs are in the baseball playoffs! And Steve speculates on their chances of success in the face of a giant satanic goat. Blasphemy. War. Shirtless bear riding. And futuristic prophecy. Listen. Like. Share. Repeat.

Monday Sep 07, 2015
DP S1:E38 - Spanking City Hall pt. 2
Monday Sep 07, 2015
Monday Sep 07, 2015
Part 2: Steve sits down for a chat with Melyssa Hubbard, author of Spanking City Hall and founder of the Indiana Tea Party. In this second half of the chat, Melyssa and Steve discuss national politics and Melyssa's fascination with The Donald. Where have all the cowboys (a.k.a. alpha males) gone? Apparently, they're doing reality shows and running for president. Though Steve did fix a leaking faucet once. Paul and Steve fill out the hour with their usual nonsense. Listen. Like. Share. Repeat.

Monday Aug 31, 2015
DP S1:E37 - Spanking City Hall pt. 1
Monday Aug 31, 2015
Monday Aug 31, 2015
Steve sits down for a chat with Melyssa Hubbard, author of Spanking City Hall and founder of the Indiana Tea Party. In this first of two parts, Melyssa recalls how her experience as a professional dominatrix gave her the skill, insight, and courage to take on city hall - and win! And of course, Steve and Melyssa get into politics and gender roles. Paul joins Steve to round out the hour with commentary on headlines from Google News.

Monday Aug 24, 2015
DP S1:E36 - Andy Martello
Monday Aug 24, 2015
Monday Aug 24, 2015
Paul and Steve welcome Andy Martello, a nationally known Vegas comedian who happens to juggle. He also has some books out about love and loss in Sin City (check andymartello.com). Andy is Paul and Steve's first group DP outside of the family (remember Ep 18 and Ep 19 had family members). Steve and Andy reminisce about when they met (and last saw each other) at a Batesville, Indiana wedding. The German themed wedding featured Lederhosen, a Bier Fraulein bride, and a stein holding contest. Then Paul and Steve just sit back and be lazy while Andy does what he does and says a bunch of funny stuff. The DP guys enjoyed this light lifting so much, they plan to line up more interviews with chatty guests. Another good one. Listen. Like. Buy Andy's books. Repeat.

Sunday Aug 02, 2015
DP S1:E33 - Blind Date
Sunday Aug 02, 2015
Sunday Aug 02, 2015
Steve tells Paul about his night at The Vogue for ReleaseFest, where Steve discovered that he really likes No Pit Cherries and met some of the characters from Radio Free Indy. They give a listen to the title track of No Pit Cherries' new album, Pressure. Speaking of pressure, Paul tells Steve about the worst blind date ever. Embarrassingly funny. And there's music. Listen. Like. Share. Repeat.