Don’t Panic Radio Show

DP E117 - Revealing Secrets of Human History

It's a kinder, gentler episode of the Don't Panic Radio Show, as your intrepid hosts try something different with the show.  At least for as long as they could, anyway.  In this episode, a 130,000 year old mastodon speaks his mind, Steve attempts to explain science, and Paul attempts to make sense out of whatever is going on at Marvel Comics.  Also in this episode, the secret to success, longevity, and other secrets are finally revealed!  

 

Time codes:

08:00--Steve's Rant of the Week

22:00--Irresponsible Headline Interpretations

47:00--Paul's Comic Book Rant

DP E116 - How to Celebrate your Birthday

How do you celebrate your birthday? What do you talk about when you get together with your three oldest friends? Find out how Paul and Steve do it in style in this year's annual Birthday Bash. Meet Uncle Karl, Dee, Mrs. Dee, and Steve's Lovely Bride. And as you might have guessed, we discuss all the important issues of the day - How Many Jedi are Still Alive? How is Trump Asserting his Manliness (hint: giant bombs)? Tell All Books by Ex-Girlfriends? This one has it all.

DP E115 - How to get jerked off by United Airlines

​It's an episode of versus this week!  Coke vs. Pepsi, art vs. product, and tea vs. Yoohoo just for starters.  Also this week, United Airlines will jerk you off, and Sean Spicer, stupid or evil?  Plus, WWWSS? (What would Wanda Sykes say?)  This week, Paul geeks out over X-Men Gold, and Steve proposes his own comic book idea.  It's a topical week, and Steve and Paul do their best to try and make sense out of it all.

DP E114 - How to Win the Lottery

How do you win the lottery?  Find out this week on the Don't Panic Radio Show!

 

Also this week, the Don't Panic boys discuss Rogue One, which prompts the Facebook Question of the Week.  Steve and Paul discuss why we never took pictures of food before social media.   Also, Paul is going to hell, and learn why Steve is the M. Night Shyamalan of masturbation.  You won't believe the twist!  

 

All this and, of course, Irresponsible Headline Interpretations:  Why are Canadians three times more lucky than Americans?  Who really killed Tupac?  But, more importantly, who really even remembers Tupac?  Or cares?  Vegan restaurants hate boobs and money, and why you should never date a vegan.

 

 

DP E113 - Worst Jobs

This week, your humble hosts talk about the worst jobs they've ever had, what's the deal with having to wake up so damn early for work, and Steve makes Paul relive his nightmare in 'Nam.  Plus, DP regular, Superfan James makes headlines!  In other irresponsible headline interpretations, there's a battle brewing over cold beer sales in Indiana, and Paul geeks out over the upcoming CW Black Lighting pilot.  All this, plus the Facebook question of the week, augmented reality, how government really operates, and hot soup.

DP E112 - What's your favorite Game Show?

What do Trump supporters and Patriots fans have in common?  What happens when you put bulletproof coffee in a Styrofoam cup?  How does a phone work?  And what do you do when you need a tux yesterday?  The answers to these questions and more are in this week's episode of Don't Panic!  Plus, Steve tells Paul about his epic smack down battle with an old man at a formal fundraiser.  

 

All this, plus irresponsible headline interpretations: Tim Allen vs Anne Frank, George Clinton vs terrorists, Art Carney...CIA assassin, and the Revenge of Barack Obama...this time, it's personal.

 

And if that weren't enough, there's an all-new Facebook question of the week!

DP E111 - Self-Driving Cars Don't Want You to Know This Secret

You never forget your first.  First kiss, first girlfriend, first car, but in this episode, your humble hosts talk about their first concerts.  It's also their Facebook question of the week!  Also in this episode, Steve's in-laws are concerned about his drug habit, while Paul can't seem to buy small baggies.  The Don't Panic boys discuss herbs, and come to find out they've both pretended to be deaf in the past with hilarious results.  Plus headlines!  Who's your BBC daddy?  Would a self-driving car kill Hitler or Churchill?  What's the deal with Emma Watson?  Dr. Manhattan, savior of the world, or old, dirty, blue bastard?  All this and Eddy Money at a strip club!

DP E110 - The American Re-Factory Period

Favorite childhood toys.  We all had them.  On this week's episode, Steve and Paul ask their Facebook friends what were their favorite toys from childhood?  Also in this episode, Paul finally tells Steve about the girl-on-girl pillow fight he missed, and reveals his brief, happy childhood.  Your humble hosts discuss childhood boredom, Legos, trying to fit tents back in the box, running (Why would anybody do it?), and today's headlines.  Are nude pics a big deal?  What do Hitler and George W. Bush have in common?   How do you write a best seller?  Is America experiencing a Refractory Period?  The answers may surprise you!

DP E109 - Comics and Sitcoms

Rough Draft E3 MP Cavalier

Description? What more do we need to say than just, "MP Cavalier". The Indy music scene icon was kind enough to join Paul and Steve to do an MP first: He reads a couple of emotional pieces in this episode. Not surprisingly, both pieces are connected to music. What is surprising is how personal and emotional the whole thing gets. Plus we get to hear about a young up and coming MP and the usual talk about how to write. Thank you for subscribing and telling a friend.