Episodes
Thursday Apr 05, 2018
Birthday Blowout 2018 with MP Cavalier: DP E158
Thursday Apr 05, 2018
Thursday Apr 05, 2018
MP Cavalier, Uncle Karl, The Lovely Constance, and a little scotch. What more could you want? Surrrounded by their friends, Paul and Steve celebrate their birthdays by making a DP with their friends and family. They did it live and then Paul spent 5 days bleeding and sweating to bring you this kickass episode. Get ready to ignore the news.
This week we debut the new hit single, Blue Girl, from MP Cavalier.
Sunday Mar 25, 2018
How to Survive the Future: DP E157
Sunday Mar 25, 2018
Sunday Mar 25, 2018
Who will save us from ourselves? Self-driving cars? Necessity? Black Lighting? Tune in and find out. Also this episode, Steve and Paul announce upcoming plans for their Indiana Comicon Don't Panic After Party Birthday Blowout! Sure there's more on this episode, but revealing would be telling. Besides, there should be some surprises in life, right?
Monday Mar 19, 2018
The Lives of Pi: DP E156
Monday Mar 19, 2018
Monday Mar 19, 2018
From Peter Frampton, to Humble Pie, to Pi Day, don't ask us how this show happens. Like Killdozer, it goes where it wants to. From Stephen Hawking's Brief History of Time, to Paul's brief history of God, this one has it all. Also this week, Steve discusses his family's pilgrimage from Alabama, to Michigan. Well almost Michigan, anyway. The baton has been passed; Paul introduced his son to Pootie Tang, Steve wants to know why there are never any ghosts on the news, and Irresponsible Headline Interpretations are back once again. Rounding out this episode, smoking the Bible, the work ethic of kids today, and Black Lighting!
Sunday Mar 11, 2018
Funny is the New Sexy: DP E155
Sunday Mar 11, 2018
Sunday Mar 11, 2018
What do old men do on a Friday night? Steve and Paul aren't really sure, but they recorded a podcast. This week, why do we memorize state capitals? Paul shares his love for Close Encounters of the Third Kind and the mom from Christmas Story. Steve lets Paul finally talk, and he digs himself into a hole over news of Wonder Woman 2. We have both the return of Irresponsible Headline Interpretations, as well as the 130,000 Year Old Mastodon. Also this episode, Steve and Paul discuss the recent events in Black Lightning as well as their obsession with Christine Adams. Who? Listen to the show and find out.
Monday Mar 05, 2018
Disorganized Labor: DP E154
Monday Mar 05, 2018
Monday Mar 05, 2018
Softcore History: Cesar Chavez.
Not to be confused with Che Guevera.
Sebastian says, "My mermaids better have my money!"
How to survive a child's birthday party (if not pick-up time).
Steve's friend Anna leaves us a voicemail about Steve's underage accountant and his pre-op transgenderism.
How to find your people. And contribute!
And finally, after all these years: Why it is Pointless to Panic...
Monday Feb 26, 2018
Fear Black Panther: DP E153
Monday Feb 26, 2018
Monday Feb 26, 2018
Kids' birthday parties
Clean drunk, party sober
Black Panther preview (and the thing Steve hates about Black Panther)
Black Lightning is blacker than Black Panther
Why bother learning history?
Why did white Europeans and Asians do so much better than Africans and Indians?
Why are white people afraid to become the minority in America?
Sunday Feb 18, 2018
Powerful (but weird) Families: DP E152
Sunday Feb 18, 2018
Sunday Feb 18, 2018
In a gripping tale of love and tragedy, the next installment of Softcore History celebrates everyone's fake Hallmark Saint. After the break, the guys catch up on Black Lightning with an epic two-episode review. That's it. Quality content for the best audience on the planet.
Sunday Feb 11, 2018
Against All Odds DP E151
Sunday Feb 11, 2018
Sunday Feb 11, 2018
Elon Musk put Don't Panic on the map this week. A map of the solar system. His Tesla, David Bowie, and a copy of this show's favorite book. Also this week, a new segment called "Softcore History" and a long awaited installment of T&D. This is a good one, folks.
Sunday Feb 04, 2018
DP E150 - The Best and Worst TV Shows Ever
Sunday Feb 04, 2018
Sunday Feb 04, 2018
Magnum P.I., Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Black Lightning, why you shouldn't get into a conversation with anybody about anything on Facebook ever, and "The Talk."
Sunday Jan 28, 2018
DP E149 - Black People are Love Experts
Sunday Jan 28, 2018
Sunday Jan 28, 2018
First: how not to drive on ice. Then, Black Lightning. Obviously the new CW show plays a big part in this one. The boys talk a lot about the show and how it is relevant to everything going on these days. Paul has a hard-on for Star Wars and can't understand why there is so much pressure to judge movies these days.
Plus, confusing British phrases, Gerard Butler, and a tits-n-dragons update